i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Panties = found
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