Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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