Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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