I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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