its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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