But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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