Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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