Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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