Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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