Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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