out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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