im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
