let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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