Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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