So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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