If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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