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(580): View more from Oklahoma

White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.

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(214): View more from Texas

you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..

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(831): View more from California

we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?

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(949): View more from California

I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"

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