Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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