I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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