It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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