How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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