We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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