Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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