Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
