I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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