a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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