Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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