a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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