I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
