Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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