ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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