put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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