We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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