Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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