take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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