how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dignity is for republicans.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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