I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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