It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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