I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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