Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Every concussion has its silver lining
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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