Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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