I'd sleep with a guy with a small dick over a guy that IS a dick!!! Toys and tongues cab handle the small organ. Nothing can cure a "dick" of a personality!
I'm all for making fun of people, but making fun of guys' dicks just feels wrong.. it's like making fun of girls for having uneven boobs or something. They can't help it.
I've been with men of multiple sizes and shapes and I say with authority that small penises are far superior. They make anal great and they can fuck harder without bruising the hell out of my cervix.
I think they probably have more romantic relationships. Girls like romance. And guys with big things tend to be arrogant and think they can get into any girls pants they want to, so they don't care about romance.
Do you realize that there are women with similar-sized parts who are thrilled not to have Long Dong grinding on her?? Some womenvar not built to accommodate that shit and an excellent cunnilinguist to boot is more than icing, it is a whole other party!!!
Are you guys retarded? How do so many people think this is funny this is one of the dumbest things I've read. Do girls with gigantic gaping smelly disgusting vaginas pursue romantic relationships?
They probably don't pursue one-night stands. \nAlthough maybe they do and just choose the drunkest girl in the room so that they would be too drunk to notice...
The guys who steer clear of any girl willing to fuck them before they exchange names do.\n\nDon't worry, you are not at risk of finding a meaningful relationship with a small guy, or anyone else.
The guy with the big penis will prob beat you and cheat on you, while you could have had the man of your life who will treat you right. But hey, at least he has a big penis
Sometimes a small dick is better. Then u dnt get jabbed in the uterus evrytime u pick a tricky position. Id much rather enjoy sex than b hurtin from it
All the dudes with tiny dicks just need to lose weight. Nothing is more awkward and pitiful looking than a huge guy with what might be an average dick hidden underneath rolls of fat so that only 2" poke out. You can't even get on top and feel that cuz his gut and thighs get in the way. And he can't have althletic sex either from being out of shape, so.. Its better to just avoid the fat dudes.
Dudes with small dicks end up in long term relationships that are meaningful and great because they aren't douche bags. Even then sex is a confidence game.
Well atleast guys with small dicks don't run around takin peelz to make there dicks bog to impress the sluts that will just end with a STD or HIV! Muahahha
Wow. What a sad culture we live in. Oh and to the first person who says I have a smal dick BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH MY GOD YOURE BRILLIANT
Try to, but the moment always comes up where she sees the tiny dick. I’m physically too small to have sex (literally cannot - my dick is the size of an infant even though I’m 30 years old), and I try to pursue romantic relationships, but it’s difficult when sex is not a factor.
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