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(323): View more from California

No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.

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(770): View more from Georgia

His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.

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(269): View more from Michigan

He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with

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(850): View more from Florida

He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.

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