dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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