we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His hands were made for my vagina.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My dick has a subreddit
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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