I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
God I need to hump something, right now.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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