I don't think brook has ever known best
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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