its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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