No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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