it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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