and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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