talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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