I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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