Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm at about main and main street
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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