they need to just BURY HIM!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he was CRYING into my vagina
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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