I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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