dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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