the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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