After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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