I think scott just propositioned me for sex
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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